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A Milk
Dud the size of a basketball |
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More awards shows |
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New iPhone app
called Angry Jowls |
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Ban people from
calling something awesome unless it actually
inspires awe |
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Fill Grand Canyon
with custard, rename it Grand Cannoli |
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Diapers
on horses |
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You've heard of
the five-blade razor? How 'bout the six-blade razor? |
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Free donuts? |
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End the
decade-long conflict between Elton John and Madonna |
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Open marriages
for people named Newt |
