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Do
you have prior experience working for greedy thugs? |
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How many lies
can you type per minute? |
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Do you own a
lot of towels and rags? |
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On a scale of
1-10, how committed are you to protecting the environment,
1 meaning "Not very much" and 10 meaning "Not at all"? |
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What species
do you most want to drive into extinction? |
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This
isn't about the job, but seriously, how crazy are those
Mel Gibson recordings? |
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Do you know
how to beat a lie detector? |
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Have you ever
seen a donkey parasailing? (Videotape of donkey
parasailing) |
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By the way,
would you mind firing the last guy for us? |
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Any
suggestions on where we should have our next spill? |